Reax to A-Rod shitting in the Red Sox eye last night

Yikes. Can't remember the last time an athlete shoved it down our throats worse than A-Rod did last night. Like apparently Ryan Dempster has some sort of school-girlish grudge against A-Rod because he snubbed him at an event? Grow up dude.

Maybe your top priority should be helping us win games when were in the midst of a fucking pennant race. 6-9 with an ERA around 5 isn't what were paying you 27 million dollars for. Dempster is the 4th highest paid Boston athlete. You believe that? And this is the shit were getting from him? Maybe that flies up in America's Hat where he hails from but not down here. Your under the bright lights now buddy boy.

It would be one thing if Dempster came back and shut down A-Rod after this. But he did just the opposite and gave up a 450 foot bomb to dead-center and watched A-Rod run around the bases rubbing it in his fucking face, as he should. Like that is about the equivalent of posterizing a dude in basketball, maybe even worse. 

And the worst part is Dempster tried to say he wasn't trying to hit A-Rod, just trying to pitch inside. That was literally probably the most obvious intentional hit by pitch I've ever seen in my life. Grow a pair and admit that you just got cuckolded on the field by maybe the most unlikeable dude in professional sports. I hate to say it but A-Rod made us his bitch last night, no question about it.

And I hate to dish out more respect points to the Yankees, but that was a pretty boss tempertantrum by Girardi out there. Like that's how the fuck you go about losing your cool. Straight up coming milimeters away from just punching the ump in the face.

Like if your going to get ejected you've gotta go all out. No half ass pussy shit. Just gotta come out spitting flames, throwing punches and freaking out like a 4-year old. Painful to say, but the Yankees owned us in every sense of the word last night. Sox need to get the shit together if we're going to make a World Series run. This squad is too good and too likeable to fuck it up again.

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Pam Oliver got her day all kinds of fucked up by a football

Dammit Pam! Head on a fucking swivel out there! Like if you really need to be out on the field during warm-ups like that you've gotta be more aware of dudes throwing 95 mph darts in your immediate vicinity.

I guess they need to do some more training or some shit with these reporters. Stuart Scott's eye is all sorts of weird from a football to the grill at 2002 Jet's training camp. And let's face it, Pam Oliver isn't exactly Jenny Dell with the looks out there. Last thing she needs is a glass eye floating around.

LC

This Guy On Landsdowe Street Just Redefined The Pissing Game Forever

Not gonna lie pretty confused by this one. Like I need more information. What is the context that this occurred in? Is he doing this to be funny or is he legitimately so shitfaced that he thinks pissing like a girl with his pants at his ankle in a urinal is the go-to move?

I'd also like to call into question whether or not he is actually pissing or he was brought to this juncture by some sort of explosive diarrhea situation and all the stalls were occupied. That would be much more understandable because when you have an urgent shit coming around the mountain we all know all bets are off. There have been days where mid-Iced Coffee I've legitimately almost said 'Fuck it' and let it rip a trash can or sewer drain on a main Boston street. Imminent diarrhea is no joke.

Anyways, not sure what the fuck this guy was doing. Either way, boss move, I guess? I mean we all know that the most boss urinal piss of all time is the psycho chick from StepBrothers right? Easily tops whatever it is this bro was trying to accomplish at Landsdowne.

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Bill thinks Tebow is improving... Wait, what?

Speaking to the media today Bill said he thinks Timmy T is "definitely" improving. Um, are you drunk bro? I would say his performance in the game Friday vs. the Bucs was probably the worst quarterbacking performance in the history of the league. Is there even a doubt in anyone's mind that he was the worst player on the field?

Not one pass he threw was even in the same zip code as his receivers. Like not even fucking close. Straight up bounce passes out there. 1/7 for -1 yards and a pick. How is that even possible? Like how do you not even complete like a 5 yarder and get out of the negatives. I'm 200% sure if I was playing I could have at least completed a ten-yard screen pass to Vereen or some shit, before leaving after a few plays with some life-threatening injury. That's seriously where Tebow is at right now skill-wise. He's struggling to get out of the negative number territory, like a shitty contestant on Jeopardy. Here's the exact quote from BB when asked if Tebow is getting better:

“Oh yeah, definitely,” Belichick said. “You gotta think if you look at the entire week last week that it would look different than the game did. In some cases the game looked better for some reason, in some cases the game may not look as good as some things during the week. We’ll just try to take all that into consideration.” (Quote from BostonGlobe.com)

Not sure exactly what Bill is referring to. Obviously he knows more about the game than me, and I haven't had the opportunity to watch Tebow practice. But all the reports on his performance, both in practice and games, have been resoundingly negative since he joined the team. And that is why his presence on the roster is making less and less sense with each ghastly pass he throws at the feet of his intended targets.

They brought him in as a project player with the hopes of developing him into some sort of viable NFL quarterback, and it just clearly isn't working. The dude straight up can't play quarterback in the NFL. I'm tired of hearing pro-Tebow fans retort by pointing out the fact he won a playoff game in Denver. I've got one response for that logic: flash in the pan. Definition of flash in the pan. That literally may be the most overrated playoff victory of all time.

He played well in that game and made a great pass to win it. What happened in the next game? Oh yeah, he played terribly against the Patriots and his team got fucking stomped to death. And what has he done since then? Jackshit. Absolutely fucking nothing. I'm not doubting Tebow is a good guy and all-around good presence in the locker room. And if he really is contributing that much to the team's chemistry that he's worth keeping around, I guess I'm okay with it.

But what I think is wrong is that they are trying to force this guy to be something he's not: a quarterback. They need to experiment with him at a different position because he is contributing nothing to this team as a third-string quarterback: nothing. But he can run. There is no doubt he is excellent when he runs the football. With his work ethic and the guidance of his coaches, I see no reason why he couldn't contribute at another offensive position and on special teams.

But at quarterback, it's time to move on, and it's time for Bill to get a grip and see things for what they are: he fucking blows at QB.  

LC

Bron Bron Gets A Police Escort Against Traffic So He’s Not Late to Jay Z/Timberlake Concert

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This Guy Diving Into the Bushes at the LLWS is out of his fucking mind

Go big or go home right? Seriously this guy embodies everything the LLWS is about. Just going balls to the wall and being 8-10 years old. This guy is straight living vicariously through the kids on the field.

Seriously though how fake life is youth sports? Just parents going apeshit all day. Grown men doing fucking headers into a thornbush. You think that guy gives a fuck about his nose bleeding? No. Because he’s a parent at a youth sporting event. Totally different universe. All bets are off when people’s kids are involved. If that ball landed in a kiddy pool filling with anacondas and sharks that dude would still be balls deep.Would gladly sacrifice life and limb if it means getting that kids fucking baseball.

My mom’s the sweetest lady in the world but I saw a different side of her when an Indian kid on the St. Joe’s basketball team I was playing against in 5th grade kept carrying the ball when he was dribbling. I seriously thought she was about to storm the court and rip the backboard and smash the ref to death with it. Shit was scary. Anyways, good job, good effort Bloody Nose Bush guy. You can play for my team any day.

LC

The Texas LLWS Coach Is Crushing The Batting Glove Look

Absolute game changer right here. If there’s one thing I miss about being a kid it’s rocking fresh ass swagged out batting gloves while fucking raking in Double-A baseball. Seriously if you ask any little leaguer what the dopest baseball accessories is they’re a dishonest little fucker if they say anything that’s not batting glove related.

And for some reason part of our society dictates that wearing batting gloves when your not a baseball player at some level is wrong. Well this guy just fucked that social construct sideways is what he did, and he is a hero in my eyes for that. And you damn well know I’ll be bringing that mentality to the blogging game. Fucking Nomar routine before I absolutely spit fire on these damn keys.

LC