Monday, August 19, 2013

This Guy Diving Into the Bushes at the LLWS is out of his fucking mind


Go big or go home right? Seriously this guy embodies everything the LLWS is about. Just going balls to the wall and being 8-10 years old. This guy is straight living vicariously through the kids on the field.

Seriously though how fake life is youth sports? Just parents going apeshit all day. Grown men doing fucking headers into a thornbush. You think that guy gives a fuck about his nose bleeding? No. Because he’s a parent at a youth sporting event. Totally different universe. All bets are off when people’s kids are involved. If that ball landed in a kiddy pool filling with anacondas and sharks that dude would still be balls deep.Would gladly sacrifice life and limb if it means getting that kids fucking baseball.

My mom’s the sweetest lady in the world but I saw a different side of her when an Indian kid on the St. Joe’s basketball team I was playing against in 5th grade kept carrying the ball when he was dribbling. I seriously thought she was about to storm the court and rip the backboard and smash the ref to death with it. Shit was scary. Anyways, good job, good effort Bloody Nose Bush guy. You can play for my team any day.

LC

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